Pineapple Simulator

There is, by general consensus, a pineapple. It sits on a small sand island, alongside a palm tree, some driftwood, two reasonable-sized shells, and the ocean. The lighting changes throughout the day, as do the conditions overhead. These are not invented. The pineapple is in your weather. The pineapple has been at the same coordinates since installation. We have not moved it, and we do not intend to. If you would like to look at the pineapple from a different angle, you may walk around it, by which we mean rotate the camera. The pineapple has been observed from all angles. We can confirm that it remains a pineapple. The pineapple's worldview is small but consistent. You may also attempt to photograph the pineapple. The pineapple has declined every day since release. The pineapple does not collect personal data, does not contain advertisements, does not require an account, and does not currently know you exist. The only thing the app sends anywhere is your weather preference — a city name — which is sent to Open-Meteo, a free weather service. Open-Meteo does not retain it. Open-Meteo does not retain very much in general. The pineapple is fine. The pineapple has been fine.