BadMars

Everyone around you wants your plan to succeed. That's the problem. BadMars is an adversarial AI platform. Instead of encouraging your plan, it attacks it. A Panel of specialist personas — the Hostile Investor, the Skeptical Customer, the Aggressive Competitor, and more — goes through your business plan, pitch, pricing, or landing page and finds the failure modes you've been avoiding. It ranks them by how likely and how damaging they are. Then it names the one problem you have to fix first. Fail here first, before reality charges more. HOW A MISSION WORKS personal decision. • The Panel convenes. Up to thirteen adversarial specialists are assigned to your case, each one there to find what the others missed; • You get a Mission Report: a single Score from 0 to 100, a one-line Verdict, and a ranked list of Findings; • Every finding lands with a handle. No problem is named without a direction to fix it; • Meet your Frog — the one problem to fix first. Eat it, then come back and re-run to move your Score. NOT OPINIONS. A PROCEDURE. The BadMars Score is computed by a fixed formula from the findings — never set by the model's mood. Every finding is anchored to your own words. The same plan gets the same rigour, every time. WHAT YOU CAN SEND • Business plans, pitch decks, and investor Q&A • Pricing, positioning, and landing pages • Go / no-go and pivot decisions • Personal high-stakes calls: quit, relocate, go freelance, take the offer PLANS • Flyby — free: one Mission a month, no card required; • Colony — subscription: ten Missions a month, unlimited re-runs, your Frog history, and your Score tracked over time; • Fleet and Armada — higher-volume plans for multiple projects and client work. Subscriptions are billed through your Google Play account and renew until cancelled. Manage or cancel anytime in your Play subscriptions. BadMars is an artificial intelligence system. Every verdict, finding, and Score you receive is AI-generated. We're required to tell you that. We'd have bragged about it anyway. Hostile to the plan. Loyal to the person. Reality is already reviewing your plan. It just hasn't filed yet.