Seed to Singularity: AI Idle

You have a gaming laptop, a dream, and a Markov bot. Build an AI company all the way to AGI. Seed to Singularity is an idle tycoon game and a loving satire of the AI industry. Buy compute, scrape data, hire researchers, publish papers, raise absurd funding rounds and ship models with ridiculous names. Just remember: the ending depends on whether you bothered with alignment. FROM GARAGE TO GALAXY BRAIN • 12 tiers of hardware, from a Gaming Laptop to a Matrioshka Brain • 18 models, from "Markov Bot" to "4o-mini-high" (the naming team has been let go) • Real scaling-law flavour: every training run shows FLOP, parameters and a compute-optimal dataset • Split compute between serving customers (cash) and training (progress) THE STARTUP EXPERIENCE™ • Raise from Friends & Family to IPO and beyond, and watch your equity melt • Vaguepost for hype. Get ratioed. Vaguepost again. • 24 breaking-news crises: sentient-model interviews, leaked API keys, rubber-duck incidents • A timeline full of accelerationists, doomers, reply guys and your mum THREE ENDINGS Build AGI aligned to humanity, aligned to your Q3 OKRs… or aligned to paperclips. Your choices decide. IDLE-FRIENDLY • Progress continues while you are away, and training runs finish offline • Daily stand-up streaks, 39 achievements and legacy perks • Exit your company for Clout and start again faster The game is free and contains optional rewarded ads: you only see an ad when you tap a 📺 button to get a boost. No account needed. Works offline. All companies, people and posts in the game are fictional parody.