Teddy's Bad Day

Your owner threw you away. The factory that made you is still standing — and something has gone very wrong inside it. 👆 ONE THUMB. NO BUTTONS. Touch to move. That's the entire control scheme. There's no attack button and no dash. Your hammer orbits you on its own and hits whatever it touches, so every fight is decided by one thing: where you choose to walk. Built for portrait. Built for one hand. Built to be played standing up on a crowded train. 👁️ SEE IT, AVOID IT The things in this factory will chase you. None of them will catch you. Nothing one-shots you. Nothing ambushes you from off-screen. If something hits you, it's because you saw it coming and walked in anyway. Skill here isn't reflexes. It's reading a room before you step into it. The worst of them move slowest of all. You'll work out why. 🚪 THE REAL DECISION IS WHEN TO LEAVE The exit is always open. You just need a keycard, and keycards turn up while you work. The moment one lands in your pocket, the game asks a question it will never answer for you: leave now with what you have, or push one more room? Die, and you keep half of what you gathered. Not nothing. Half. Enough to hurt, never enough to ruin you. And the boss? It waits in the middle of the factory, behind a door you'll have to find the key to. You never have to open it. That's the whole point. 🔨 ONE WEAPON, AND THAT'S ALL No stat screens. No skill trees. No loadouts. Everything you earn goes into a single hammer. It grows heavier, swings faster, hits harder — and you move faster carrying it. Keep at it long enough and the toy hammer is gone entirely, replaced by something the factory built for heavier work. One axis of growth, and you feel every step of it. 🏭 THE FACTORY IS NEVER THE SAME TWICE Every run assembles a new floor around the boss chamber. Rooms to farm, rooms to fight through, and rooms that are hiding something. Not every chest is a chest. 🧸 SELL WHAT YOU DON'T NEED Back in the lobby, customers line up for your leftovers. Common scrap sells cheap by the handful. Rare scrap sells dear, one piece at a time. Trade up when you're short of something. Sell down when you're drowning in stuffing. ⏱️ FIVE MINUTES A RUN One full cycle — enter, farm, escape, spend — runs about five minutes. A proper sitting is twenty. All three difficulties are open from your very first run. They don't change what you lose when you die. They change how hard the factory pushes back. FEATURES - Extraction roguelike designed for portrait, one-handed play - Touch-to-move controls — no attack button, no dash, no virtual stick - A single auto-attacking weapon that grows with you - A factory that rebuilds itself every run - A selling counter and a trading counter for your scrap - Three difficulties, all unlocked from the start - No instant deaths and no mandatory boss fights - Handmade toy-block art direction with zero horror Teddy is having a bad day. You can make it a short one.