Fussball: Foosball ELO Tracker

Your foosball table — table football, baby-foot, kicker, table soccer, whatever you call it — has main characters, grudges and a pecking order. Fussball turns all of it into numbers, ranks and bragging rights. Tap goals in as they fly. Live win probability ticks with every shot, ELO chips show exactly what each player stands to win or lose, and the ratings move the instant the match ends — so the 5-4 you stole off the favourites actually counts for something. Then share the damage: any finished match becomes a postcard — score, players, roast and all. CLIMB FROM RECRUIT TO COMMANDER This isn't a spreadsheet, it's a ladder — 55 levels of it. Win five in a row and your name catches fire; hit ten and it's fully engulfed. Hunt 60+ achievements, from Remontada (win from four goals down) and Brick wall to the ones nobody's proud of: Autogoal, Stabbed in the back, Buzzer betrayal. Some are hidden. Night owls will find theirs. THREE RATINGS, NOT ONE Overall, Attack and Defense — each earned from how the match really went, not just who won. Score from the back? Rewarded. Autogoal? Punished, precisely. And the top ranks decay if you stop defending them — Generals don't get to retire. DEEP DATA, ZERO HOMEWORK - Rating-history graphs that chart your rise (and your slumps) - A synergy matrix and head-to-head records for every pairing — find your best teammate and your true nemesis - A weekly digest, browsable week by week — MVP, top climber, biggest faller, hottest player, biggest upset — plus a daily AI hot-take - Your full personal report: every match you ever played, charted, generated on demand and delivered to your inbox - Heatmaps, streak tracking and the own-goal wall of shame It's the kind of analysis that ends arguments. Or starts much better ones. NO BLACK BOX The whole rating formula is documented inside the app — K-factors, confidence ranges, the works — with a live calibration plot showing that the ratings actually predict results, and a versioned changelog for every formula tweak. Argue with the system all you want: it will show you the math. TOURNAMENTS ON THE BIG SCREEN Round robin, groups + knockout, or Swiss — spin one up in seconds, everyone registers from their own phone with a QR code, and the TV shows live standings, brackets, win probabilities and a running play-by-play. On regular days, put the Wall up instead: match of the day, a rolling record book, milestone watch and mover of the week. THE ROAST After any match, summon the optional AI commentator — with an intensity dial that runs from wholesome (a wink your kids could read) to fully unhinged. Whatever the level, it only ever roasts what happened on the table, never the player. Entirely opt-in, and it only sees pseudonyms: real names never leave your table. UP AND RUNNING IN MINUTES Starting a table? Create a team, flash a QR code, and everyone scans in — no forms, no setup. Joining one? Play as a guest with no account at all, then claim your player whenever you're ready. Sign in with Google, a six-digit email code or the good old shared team password — your ratings follow you across devices and across as many teams as you play in. The full app also runs in any browser. NO SIGNAL, NO PROBLEM Offline-first, so a table with no reception is no problem — score the match, everything syncs when you resurface. No ads. No selling your data. Just foosball, with receipts.