Viking Row

The supporters' rowing celebration, turned into a rhythm game. A marching bass drum counts you in - bam, bam - and you are the third beat. A pace bar charges toward a chalk line; tap the instant it arrives. Land the beat and your longboat pulls one stroke across the fjord. Ten strokes to a crossing, and eight clean ones carry you to the far bank - while the drum speeds up the closer you get. SIGN THE FUNNY PLAYERS Twelve pixel-art parody footballers - Erling Braut Hairland, Wayne Looney, Robert Lewangoalski, Hairy Kane and friends - unlock through what you actually manage on the water. At most one signing per crossing, so a full squad takes at least twelve runs. PICK YOUR NATION Eight national kits, each with its own colours, pattern and shout for "Row!". The rower, the drum's band, and the boat's shields and sail all re-dress to match. DRAWN AND PLAYED IN PIXELS Everything is drawn cell by cell on a coarse pixel grid - no sprite sheets. Every drumbeat, oar splash and goal fanfare is generated as you play - no audio files. NO ADS, NO PAY-TO-WIN There are no adverts, and nothing that affects play can be bought. The optional Fan Pack is a single one-time purchase and is purely cosmetic: face paint in your kit colours, a kit-patterned party sail, a horned-helmet Viking look, and the premium nations. Norway, Brazil and England are free forever, and goal confetti is free for everyone. One tap to play. Reduced-motion settings are respected, and your squad is remembered between visits. Sign in if you want your progress and Fan Pack to follow you to another device - otherwise none of it leaves your phone.