Scathe: Habits That Roast You

You've downloaded a habit tracker before. You know how this ends. So do we. Scathe is a habit tracker that's stopped pretending you're going to change. Tick off a habit and, instead of a gold star, a cast of profoundly unimpressed personas reacts to your progress with all the enthusiasm it deserves — which is none. It's self-improvement for people who find encouragement insulting and insults weirdly motivating. We're not promising results. We're promising company while you fail. HOW IT WORKS - Add habits you fully intend to abandon by Thursday. - Complete one — against everyone's expectations — and a persona delivers its verdict. - Collect the roasts, level up, and unlock new and creative ways to be disappointed in yourself. PICK YOUR TORMENTOR A Disappointed Parent who isn't angry, just let down. A Corporate Manager who'd like to circle back on your performance. A Drill Sergeant who finds your effort adorable. An Unimpressed Therapist. A Mob Boss. A Gymrat who's seen your form. And more — each with their own voice, their own cruelty, their own range. CHOOSE YOUR HEAT Dial the savagery from Mild to Unhinged, depending on how much truth you can take before breakfast. Want a gentle ribbing? Fine. Want to be verbally dismantled for drinking a glass of water? Also fine. COLLECT THE CARNAGE Hundreds of roasts to discover... Earn XP, climb levels, and rack up achievements and titles you can be quietly proud of and tell absolutely no one about. If you're going to be insulted, it should at least be gamified. PRIVATE BY DESIGN Works fully offline. No account. No login. No tracking. No ads. Your habits — and the frequency with which you abandon them — live on your phone and nowhere else. The core app is free. Extra personas and packs are optional in-app purchases, for when free disappointment isn't enough. 18+. Strong language, dark humor, zero motivational nonsense. NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED. Track your habits. Get destroyed. Quit. Come back. We'll be here.