Don't Wake Azathoth

Free cartoonish timer game where you pick-up items, based on H. P. Lovecraft created Cthulhu Mythos featuring the mindless entity Azathoth, Demon-Sultan God who sleeps, and in his dreams, has created our Universe and all of us. If he wakes up, we are all gone. In order to keep him asleep, the other (small) Gods play drums and pipes, and sing and dance for him. Unfortunately, everyone left on vacation and left you in charge, while conveniently forgetting to tell you that fact: so now you have only seconds before the Universe is uncreated in an unimaginable apocalypse! CONTROLS: Move your cartoonish character by on-screen buttons or touch a point on screen to move there. Touching the screen during the intro/end animations skips the animation (you can also toggle the introduction on/off on the menu accessible by the Back/Esc button). PLAY: Move around Azathoth and pick-up items which give you extra seconds to lull him to deeper sleep. Your goal is to accumulate enough time to find some other poor soul to trick him to take your place. All the while, avoid hitting Azathoth, or else your time will slip away even faster. Levels of increasing difficulty arrive at timed intervals, bringing more challenges: including Great Outer Gods (Cthulhu, Nyarlathotep, Yog-Sothoth), Azathoth's gravity, and items that appear for shorter intervals, all hamper your attempts to save the Universe! (but, honestly, you just want to save yourself, or if you bring about the Ultimate Disappearance, you'll never hear the end of it from your coworkers; you can already hear them now: "oh yes, 13.8 billion years since Azathoth went to sleep, we kept him dreaming on our existence, but you just take the task for two weeks and mess everything up big-time. GREAT WORK *sarcasm obvious*"). Be careful of the Great Gods, which don't care about your predicament: Great Cthulhu's leg might squash you by accident; mischievous Nyarlathotep will steal your items just for the fun of it, and the God of All Time, Yog-Sothoth will waste your time for nothing. Several hilarious animation sequences (with multiple endings) and unlockable extra characters of ever increasing powers, will keep you riveted in this never-before-seen dark humor reimagining of H.P. Lovecraft's ultimate nightmare horror - a big baby that must NOT wake up or we all doomed!