Roast My Statement

Manage your money. Get roasted for it. Roast My Statement is a 100% private, beautifully designed personal finance app that finally tells you the truth about your spending habits. Stop using boring budgeting apps and find out what kind of spender you actually are! 🔥 THE FINANCIAL PERSONALITY QUIZ Answer a few quick behavioral questions and our local engine will diagnose your unique financial personality. Are you *The Financial Boss* or *The Digital Goblin*? Find out your Financial Chaos Score and get a savage, personalized roast based on your spending habits. 💳 IMPORT BANK STATEMENTS (.CSV) Drop your bank statement directly into the app. Our local engine instantly auto-detects formats and breaks down your financial footprint—without ever sending your data to a server. 💰 FINANCIAL DASHBOARD A clean, early-2000s inspired dashboard to track your income, expenses, budgets, and savings goals. Set a monthly budget for food or shopping; if you exceed it, the app will playfully roast you right on your dashboard! 💀 ROAST SOMEONE ELSE Think your friend’s spending habits are worse? Generate a custom challenge and send it to them natively via WhatsApp, Instagram, or text to see who handles their wallet better. 📱 EXPORT YOUR ID CARD Generate a custom 9:16 vertical "Trading Card" featuring your profile picture, financial stats, and your personalized roast. Save it straight to your Android gallery or share it directly to your Stories. 🔒 100% PRIVATE & OFFLINE-FIRST We don't care about your data, and we don't want it. • No accounts required. • No bank logins. • No servers. • No tracking. Every single calculation, from parsing your bank logs to generating your custom shareable card, happens securely and entirely on your own device. You can even use the app in complete airplane mode!