Fart Factory: Prank Sounds App

Fart Factory is the fart app and prank soundboard for people who believe the right fart, in the right place, at the right time, is art. Tap a fart to let it rip, tap again to stop. A growing library of real, professionally recorded fart sounds, every one with a name, ready to prank your friends, your family and your coworkers. No sign-up, no internet needed, no pop-up ads. Just fart noises. Funny ones. Smell not included. WHERE TO LET IT RIP: A FART PRANK FIELD GUIDE • The elevator. Small room, no exits, everyone facing forward pretending nothing happened. The fart's natural habitat. • The library. Shh. The Tiny Honker was made for this. Finally, something in the library that is overdue. • Yoga class. Downward dog, meet the Epic Ducky. Everyone will assume it was the pose. It was not the pose. • The Monday meeting. When someone asks "any other business?", let the Basement Gurgler take the floor. Meeting adjourned. • The wedding. "Speak now or forever hold your peace." Well. You did say. • The golf course. Top of your buddy's backswing. It is not cheating if it is a Mini Cheeser. • Dinner at the in-laws. Finally, something else to blame on the turkey. • The video call. Leave your mic on. Say it was the chair. The chair cannot defend itself. • The escape room. Suddenly everyone is very motivated. • Your kid's recital. Wait for the pause between movements. Add one. • The first date. Find out early if they have a sense of humor. Or a second date. • The DMV. You will be there for hours. Might as well be famous. • The road trip. Hour six. Windows down. Nobody can prove anything. • The plane. 30,000 feet, recycled air, no escape. Please do not. Okay, once. WHAT YOU GET (BESIDES A REPUTATION) • Real, professionally recorded fart sounds. Nothing synthesized, nothing you could make with an armpit. • Every fart has a name. The Epic Ducky, the Rumble Splitter, the Basement Gurgler, the Missile Fizzler and more. Introduce them to your friends. • New farts keep arriving, a batch at a time. Like a buffet, with similar consequences. • Tap to play, tap again to stop. A fart button that, unlike the real thing, stops when you tell it to. • Works offline. The farts are built in, so the elevator plan works even in the elevator. • No account, no sign-up, no permission pop-ups. We do not need your email address to help you fart. You have been doing it for free your whole life. • Phones and tablets, portrait and landscape. Sideways fits more farts on screen. Science. • One small banner ad. No full-screen ads, no video ads, no in-app purchases. Every fart is free, as nature intended. Gluten-free too. A FART SOUNDBOARD, NOT A RINGTONE APP Fart Factory turns your phone into a fart machine, a whoopee cushion and a fart button in one fart prank app. The clips are licensed sound effects that play inside the app and stay there: no ringtone setting, no downloads, no sharing. Like a fine cheese, best enjoyed on the premises. PRIVACY (THE ONLY THING WE KEEP QUIET) No login. No requests for your contacts, photos, location or microphone. One banner ad. Where the law requires it, you pick how ads use your data on first launch and can change your mind in Settings. What we collect, besides gas, is in our privacy policy. PRANK RESPONSIBLY Farts are funny. Keep pranks friendly, read the room, and give the app a rest anywhere loud noises are unwelcome. Funerals, courtrooms and your performance review are on you. We warned you about the plane. Made by Protoboard Studios, hobbyists with a big library of farts and a questionable sense of humor. If it made you laugh, leave a rating. Five stars smell the sweetest. We also accept four, but we will know. Install Fart Factory. Let it rip. Blame the dog.