Poor Mortal: Daily Fortune

Poor Mortal is a daily fortune app for tiny humans doing their best. Build a little character, read your fortune, and meet the cosmos one day at a time. Everything will be fine. Probably. Part daily horoscope, part Tomodachi-style toy, part Chinese astrology fortune teller, Poor Mortal turns your birth date into a pocket oracle. No charts to decode, no jargon to memorize. Just open the app, meet today's visiting energy, and find out what the universe has planned for one small mortal: you. WHAT YOU GET A new daily fortune, every day Wake up to a personalized fortune card drawn from real Chinese astrology: your zodiac animal, your bazi (the four pillars of destiny), your day master, and the energy passing through. It is a horoscope, but make it cute. Build your little mortal Assemble a stick-figure character that is unmistakably yours. Bodies, arms, legs, and a wardrobe of bits earned along the way. Your zodiac sign, your personality, your tiny avatar facing the universe. Visit the tearoom Once a day, the tearoom opens. Step inside to meet one of the ten gods, the cast of bazi characters who shape your fortune, and see how you would face them today. Hold your own and you walk away with tokens and little gifts. Add friends and family Bring the people you love into your world and unlock compatibility readings. See how your zodiac signs line up, where you click, where you clash, and what today holds for the two of you. Astrology compatibility, but for the group chat. Earn, collect, and gift Spend your tokens at the Sunday market stall on new cosmetic bits, collect characters, and send little gifts to friends just because. There is always a reason to come back tomorrow. WHY POOR MORTAL Most horoscope apps either bore you or scare you. Poor Mortal does neither. It is warm, a little absurd, and genuinely yours. Real Chinese zodiac and bazi (four pillars) fortune-telling under the hood, wrapped in a cozy, hand-drawn world that feels like a Game Boy you actually want to check. No doom. No pressure. No "the stars are ruining your life." Just a daily fortune, a tiny character, and a reminder that everything will be fine. Probably. FEATURES AT A GLANCE - Daily fortune and horoscope readings personalized to your birth date - Authentic Chinese astrology: bazi, four pillars, ten gods, and day master - Zodiac compatibility cards for friends, family, and crushes - A daily tearoom where you meet the gods and earn tokens and gifts - A buildable character and a weekly market stall full of cosmetics - Cozy, hand-drawn, and absolutely charming Free to download. The free trial gets you started and shows what to expect if you decide to upgrade, no strings, no card required. Made for poor mortals aged 13 and up. For entertainment purposes only. Your fortunes are here to delight, not to diagnose. Be kind to yourself out there. Download Poor Mortal. Meet your tiny self. See what the cosmos has in store. Everything will be fine. Probably.