SLORP: 3D Horde Survival

Hundreds of skeletons. One of you. Your weapons fire themselves — your job is where to stand. SLORP is a 3D horde survival roguelike built for phones. Enemies pour in from every direction, every level-up hands you a choice that makes the screen harder to read, and somewhere around minute eight a good run stops being a fight and becomes weather. TWO WAYS TO PLAY - HORDE MODE (new): every map is a run of three timed stages. HELL OPENS IN 4:59 — beat the stage boss before the clock runs out, or the horde grows stronger and stronger until you do. - CLASSIC: the original SLORP, exactly as it always played. WHY PEOPLE KEEP OPENING IT - A whole run fits in a bus ride. Die, tap AGAIN, you are already playing again. - No aiming. One thumb steers, one thumb sets off your skill. - Deaths are your fault, and you can usually name the card that caused them. - Nothing is wasted. Every death pays out gold you keep forever. 21 HEROES, 21 DIFFERENT GAMES Not colour swaps. Each hero has their own starting weapon, signature skill and passive, so the same upgrade is a gift for one and a dead draw for another. - Bonehead crits for absurd numbers and can never wear armour. - Cluckulon is a chicken. Fast, lethal, made of paper. - Gearwin fires finger guns. Really. DRAFT A BUILD THAT GETS OUT OF HAND Horde mode deals from 30 weapons, 23 tomes and 86 items. Level them, combine them, and spend Silver on chests, shrines and the strange machines scattered around each map (yes, the photocopier does what you think it does). Classic has its own 15 evolving weapons and 38 rule-bending items. FIVE MAPS THAT FIGHT BACK - The Woods. Cliffs and cover, so jump-kiting is a real strategy. - The Wastes. Nowhere to hide, and dust storms that cut your sight to meters. - The Shore. The one map in daylight. Waterspouts throw you skyward. - The Boneyard. Crypts, keys, and the Lich King waiting in the dark. - The Old Town. Streets that dead-end, and buildings that do the same. BOSSES WORTH CALLING Every stage ends with a boss you summon when you are ready. Call it too early and you will be too weak; wait too long and Hell opens. PROGRESS THAT STAYS Gold is permanent: unlock heroes, weapons, tomes, items and skills, and buy permanent upgrades. Gems are shared between both modes, and anything you unlock with gems unlocks in both. A leaderboard keeps your best run on every map: who you played, how far you got, your kills and how long you lasted. Classic also has a fixed daily challenge — the same run on every phone, every day. ADS AND PURCHASES, AND EXACTLY WHERE THEY ARE Optional ads you choose to watch: revive once per run, double your gold, re-roll a hand. Watching is always your call. Full-screen ads only appear at natural breaks (the death screen, the results screen, the portal between stages), at most once every fifteen minutes, and never in your first three runs. In-app purchases: gems, a starter bundle, and removing the full-screen ads. The AGAIN button is never behind an ad. It never will be. BUILT TO RESPECT YOUR PHONE - No account. No sign-in. No location, contacts or camera. - Your save stays on your device. - Plays offline. - 12 languages. - Quality scales to your device automatically, and you can override it. Original characters, original bosses, no winking at the camera.