Are You Dead? - Still Warm.

Are You Dead? — The App for the Existentially Anxious Life is loud. Social media is exhausting. Welcome to a "Minimalist Social" where silence is the message. No scrolling. No fake stories. Just one tap (or a messy selfie) to let your circle know: "I'm still here." FEATURES WE HOPE YOU NEVER NEED: - The "Proof of Life" Check-in: One tap every morning, or snap a raw selfie. No filters, no aesthetics. Just your bedhead proving you haven't been replaced by a doppelgänger. It’s the easiest win of your day. - The "Ghost Protocol" (Guardian Circle): Add up to 10 friends. Proactively peek at their status (and their morning mugshot) to ensure they're still kicking. It’s mutual monitoring for the chronically anxious. - The "Post-Mortem Paperwork" (Auto-Emails): If your silence becomes final, the emails go out. We’ll automatically blast your emergency contacts with your last instructions, secret confessions, or just the Wi-Fi password. - The Passive-Aggressive Nudge: The digital equivalent of poking a stick at a friend to see if they move. WHO IS THIS FOR? * Introverts who want people to care, but from a distance. * Over-protective besties who need to know their crew is still breathing. * Solo adventurers (or people who just trip over rugs a lot). * Anyone who wants to leave a legacy of "Responsible Adulting." Download now. Because your plants can't call 911.