Katanas inc.

Welcome to Katanas Inc., the only corporation where “climbing the ladder” may involve pushing someone off a balcony. Set in the fantasy-medieval kingdom of Arcaniya, this 2D tactical stealth game blends shadowy assassinations with the cold efficiency of corporate culture — because nothing says “team synergy” like synchronized stealth kills. You are Keran, a class 2 guild member (don’t worry, it's a paid position — in blood) at Katanas Incorporated, a tight-knit guild of professional contract killers structured with the rigid formality of a quarterly review. Here, murder is not just an art… it’s also a spreadsheet. What to Expect in Your First Fiscal Year of Slaughter: 🔪 Campaign With Choices and Bosses Navigate story-driven missions with branching paths and morally ambiguous choices like “Should I poison her, or just drop a push her on a bunch of spikes?” Every mission has its consequences, unless you just kill the witnesses. 🗣️ Team Building Exercises (That May Involve Poison) Bond with quirky guildmates in between assignments. Gain their trust, earn their respect, or just avoid being poisoned at lunch. Your choices impact their loyalty, your missions, and how many sarcastic comments you get per minute. ⚔️ Tools of the Trade Wield classic assassin tools like the katana, tanto, bow, shuriken, or even creatively use the environment. Did someone say “death by exploding barrel?” No? Well, now we did. 🧠 Upgrades, Gear, and Murder KPIs Level up your stealth, combat, agility, and ability to eavesdrop convincingly. Spend your hard-earned Killdollars on weapons, armor, and that fancy cloak that screams, “I take workplace murder seriously.” 🕶️ Stealth or Smash Sneak through levels unseen or alert every guard within 10 seconds of entry — we don’t judge. Either way, make sure someone ends up dead, preferably not you. 📅 Daily Rituals and Kill-trospectives™ Clock in every morning to participate in highly important ceremonies like Killboard Sync, Quarterly Kill Reviews, and everyone's favorite: the Monday Morning Dagger-Throwing Standup. Remember: if you're not killing, you're not billing. 🎮 Minigames for the Bloodthirsty Mind Guard Doll Kicking™, shuriken precision contests, deadly negotiation persuasions, and quick-time events where one wrong press might explode a llama. (Llamas not included in base game.) 📦 Katana Dispatches Special missions with deeper storylines, morally complex targets, and branching narratives. Expect plot twists, ancient secrets, and at least one evil noble who definitely deserves it. Whether you're a seasoned blade or fresh out of Murder Academy, Katanas Inc. is the corporate bloodbath you didn’t know your résumé was missing. So sharpen your steel, prepare your performance review pitch, and remember: This quarter’s goal is 110% efficiency… and 200% more assassinations. Now go out there, and make the Katanas Guild HR proud.