RxRoast

RxRoast is a flashcard app for pharmacists, pharmacy technicians, and anyone who's survived a 12-hour shift behind the counter. 200 cards. Four decks. Zero refills. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ WHAT'S INSIDE ☀ Humor / Light The small wins that get you through the day. The doctor who actually called back. The tech who caught the typo. The patient who said please AND thank you. Wholesome pharmacy moments for the brave few who still believe. ☾ Humor / Dark For the ones in the trenches. GoodRx-isn't-insurance jokes. The 8:58pm transfer caller. The PA denial that came back after four months. Hospital pharmacists getting paged at 3am for TPN. LTC, mail order, compounding, specialty — every setting, fully roasted. ★ Quotes / Inspire Real things a senior pharmacist would tell you. "You are allowed to pee." "Your license is yours." "Saying I don't know, let me check is not weakness." Osler quotes, permission-giving truths, the affirmations you actually need. ☠ Quotes / Demotivate For the realistic among us. Pharmacy-specific despair posters. Wayne Gretzky retail edition. The doors are all the same door. Your wellbeing matters to us (it does not). ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ FEATURES 200 cards across 4 distinct decks Tap to flip cards (setup → punchline) Filter by tag (patients, doctors, insurance, hospital, LTC, mail order, compounding, specialty, burnout, and more) Shuffle anytime Light and dark sticker aesthetic Free. No ads. No subscriptions. No data collection. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ WHO IT'S FOR Retail pharmacists Hospital pharmacists Pharmacy technicians Pharmacy students Anyone who has ever said "GoodRx is not insurance" ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ NOT MEDICAL ADVICE. OBVIOUSLY. Made by a pharmacist who's been there.