WOOF: Dog Bark Translator

WOOF listens to your dog through the microphone and reads the bark. Tap once, let your dog bark, and WOOF measures the sound 50 times a second — how long it lasted, how many bursts it had, where the pitch sat, whether it rose or fell, how rough it was. It scores those numbers against eight mood profiles and shows you the closest match, with a phrase to go with it. FOR FUN — AND HONEST ABOUT IT WOOF is entertainment. It reads the characteristics of a sound; it is not a scientific translation, and dogs do not have a language that can be translated. No app can tell you what an animal is thinking, and we will not pretend otherwise. If you are worried about your dog, see a vet. THE BARK SIGNATURE — WHAT MAKES THIS DIFFERENT Most "dog translator" apps pick a random answer and hope you do not notice. WOOF does not. Every reading comes with the actual measurement drawn on screen: the loudness envelope, the frequency bands underneath, and the six raw numbers behind the result. Bark the same way twice and you get the same reading — because the matching is deterministic, with no random pick anywhere in the app. EIGHT MOODS Hungry · Play · Alert · Love · Uneasy · Greeting · Bored · Attention Each one drawn as its own risograph print card. WHAT ELSE IS INSIDE • Speak — six sounds generated live on the phone (no sound files, nothing downloaded) • Journal — save the readings you want to keep and see how the week sounded • Weekly mood chart • Dog profiles — name, breed, age and a portrait for each dog • Dog-years converter • Paper and Ink themes — the whole app is a two-colour print • English and Turkish PRIVATE BY DESIGN The bark is measured on your device, in memory, as it arrives — then thrown away. Nothing is recorded to a file. Nothing is uploaded. There is no account, no login, no analytics, no ads and no tracking of any kind. The only things stored are the readings you choose to save, and they never leave your phone. WOOF PRO Reading barks is free and unlimited. WOOF PRO adds the full journal history, the weekly mood chart, all six sounds in Speak, up to five dog profiles each with its own journal, and the dog-years converter. WOOF PRO starts with a 3-day free trial, then a weekly subscription (price shown in your local currency). Payment is charged to your Google Play account when the trial ends. It renews weekly until you cancel it in Google Play at least 24 hours before the next renewal. Cancel any time in Google Play › Payments & subscriptions › Subscriptions. Terms: https://woof.hugosoftware.net/terms Privacy: https://woof.hugosoftware.net/privacy Hugo Software