Roast My Phone: Screen Time

Name: Roast My Phone: Screen Time
Author: Ahem

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Screen time tracker that roasts your phone habits. No mercy, just receipts.

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Total installs: 62
Installs / day: 0
Rating: —★
Released: 20 Mar 2026
Last update: 18 Jun 2026
Countries: —

Install history

exact counter from Google Play

30dAll

Installs per day · last 90 days

Change timeline

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Country availability

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App manifest

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Data safety

declared by the developer on Google Play

No data shared with third parties
Collects data Personal info, App activity, and App info and performance
Data is encrypted in transit
You can ask for your data to be deleted

This is the developer's own declaration, summarised from the Play listing. The permissions below show what the app is technically able to access.

Permissions

8 in 1 group

1 Sensitive2 Notable5 Routine

What this app can do with your phone

See which apps you use and how often, if you allow usage access

OtherSensitive8

Access to miscellaneous device features that don't fit other categories

See which apps you use and how often, if you allow usage accessupdate component usage statistics · PACKAGE_USAGE_STATS
Start itself automatically as soon as your phone finishes turning onrun at startup · RECEIVE_BOOT_COMPLETED
Keep your phone's processor or screen from going to sleep, which can use more batteryprevent device from sleeping · WAKE_LOCK
Check whether you are online and whether you use Wi-Fi or mobile dataview network connections · ACCESS_NETWORK_STATE
Connect to the internet to load content and send datafull network access · INTERNET
Check with Google Play that you got this app legitimatelyGoogle Play license check · com.android.vending.CHECK_LICENSE
Read Google service settings stored on your deviceread Google service configuration · com.google.android.providers.gsf.permission.READ_GSERVICES
Receive push messages sent from the app's servers over the internetreceive data from Internet · com.google.android.c2dm.permission.RECEIVE

Sensitive = can reach personal data, location, camera/mic or act on your behalf. Notable = changes how your device behaves. Routine = normal for almost every app. Source: Google Play's permission list for all versions of this app.

Store listing

Full description

Roast My Phone is a screen time tracker that turns your phone addiction into devastating, shareable roasts. No sugar-coating. No "gentle reminders." Just pure, unfiltered truth about your digital disaster. 🔥 You think your screen time is normal? Think again. Open Roast My Phone, and watch your app usage get destroyed based on: • Your 3 AM doom scrolling sessions • Using Candy Crush during Zoom meetings • Opening the gym app just to feel better about ordering takeout • That neurotic loop where you check Instagram every 2 minutes The data doesn't lie. And neither do we. We pull your real screen time stats — daily usage, most-opened apps, pickup counts — and turn every number into a personal attack. 🎨 This isn't your typical digital wellbeing app We don't help. We roast. That's it. That's the app. Other screen time apps: "Here's a graph of your usage! 🙂" Roast My Phone: "using ChatGPT to write ur 'authentic' leadership posts? ur personality is generated 💀" Want to improve your habits? There are 10,000 productivity apps for that. Want to laugh-cry at the devastating accuracy of an app calling out your digital existence? There's one. This one. ⚠️ Real talk This app will: ✓ Track your screen time and app usage ✓ Make you laugh ✓ Make you cry ✓ Make you delete apps ✓ Make you question your entire digital existence ✓ Give you the most shareable content of your life ✓ Absolutely obliterate any delusions about your "healthy" phone habits This app will NOT: ✗ Be gentle ✗ Give you advice ✗ Make you feel better about your screen time ✗ Apologize for being accurate 🎯 Perfect for: • Phone addicts ready to face reality • People who chronically "just check one thing" for 3 hours • Anyone who's ever lied about their screen time • Friend groups ready for mutual destruction 📱 Download now and see what your usage stats really say about you. Stop pretending you have a healthy relationship with your phone. Find out exactly what your 47 daily Instagram checks really mean. Download Roast My Phone. Get destroyed. Share the pain. Roast My Phone is a screen time tracker and entertainment app. It reads your usage data to roast you — it will not, under any circumstances, help you feel better about it.

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