The Excuse Machine

Name: The Excuse Machine
Author: ReAnimated

LiveReAnimated4 apps · 192 installsEntertainmentFree · contains adsIn-app purchases: $0.99 per itemcom.excusemachine.app

Shake your phone to generate hilarious excuses. Shake harder = Crazier excuse!

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Total installs: 41
Installs / day: —
Rating: —★
Released: 9 Feb 2026
Last update: 24 Feb 2026
Countries: —

Install history

exact counter from Google Play

30dAll

Installs per day · last 90 days

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App manifest

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Data safety

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No data shared with third parties
No data collected

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Permissions

5 in 1 group

0 Sensitive1 Notable4 Routine

OtherNotable5

Access to miscellaneous device features that don't fit other categories

Keep your phone's processor or screen from going to sleep, which can use more batteryprevent device from sleeping · WAKE_LOCK
Check whether you are online and whether you use Wi-Fi or mobile dataview network connections · ACCESS_NETWORK_STATE
Connect to the internet to load content and send datafull network access · INTERNET
Make your phone vibratecontrol vibration · VIBRATE
Check with Google Play that you got this app legitimatelyGoogle Play license check · com.android.vending.CHECK_LICENSE

Sensitive = can reach personal data, location, camera/mic or act on your behalf. Notable = changes how your device behaves. Routine = normal for almost every app. Source: Google Play's permission list for all versions of this app.

Store listing

Full description

Need to get out of work? Skip a meeting? Leave a party early? The Excuse Machine has you covered. Just shake your phone and watch the machine spit out a perfectly crafted excuse — word by word, right before your eyes. The harder and longer you shake, the more unhinged the excuse becomes! HOW IT WORKS Pick a category, then shake your phone. The machine opens up and launches your excuse onto the board as bouncing, physics-driven words. Each excuse builds in 4 stages — shake four times to get the full story. A gentle shake gives you something believable. A long, violent shake? Pure chaos. FEATURES • Three tiers of craziness — from "totally reasonable" to "absolutely unhinged" • Physics-based word animations that bounce, collide, and settle into place • Multiple excuse categories for every situation • Premium categories with even wilder content • Fun sound effects, drum rolls, and haptic feedback • Share your excuse with one tap — copy or send to any app • Shake the machine on the main menu just for fun! Perfect for laughs with friends, breaking the ice, or when you genuinely need a creative way out. No excuses needed to download!

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New animations added!

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