Audrey's Dex

Tune the dial. Somewhere on the band, your dog is broadcasting. Audrey is a vintage field radio for Dog FM - a playful novelty app, made purely for fun. Point her at a bark and she reads the mood-channel behind it - CH 01 ALARM through CH 05 CONTENT - then riffs a short, deadpan caption to go with it. It's a game, not a translator, and never a diagnosis. When the air is silent, she'll tell you the truth: "Lost signal. Get closer to the source." For entertainment purposes only. Audrey does not translate barks or tell you what your dog is really saying - she's a toy that riffs on the sound, just for fun. THE TUNER Hold the dial, catch up to six seconds of bark, watch the VU meter swing. Audrey reads the mood right on your phone - no signal required - and types out a playful card a letter at a time. Think she nailed it? Tell her. Every confirm or correction trains your receiver. Witness ten reads of the same dog and she tunes to your dog - her own private station. THE SCANNER Leave her listening, hands-free. When a real bark crosses the band she opens a window, reads the channel, and can even take an honest guess at body size from pitch alone - SUB-BASS, RESONANT HORN, MID-RANGE, HIGH-FREQUENCY SQUELCH. A guess, never a claim. THE FIELD GUIDE A dog is a station; a breed is a specimen. Point the live camera at a real dog and Audrey logs it to your SPECIMEN INDEX - 213 plates, from the full purebred roster to established crossbreeds. Live capture only: the dex is a hunt, not a photo import. Catch a rare one and the NEW RECORD alarm sounds. THE LOGBOOK Every reception is filed as a receipt. Filter by channel, read your weekly BROADCAST REPORT, copy or share a card, or shred what you don't want to keep. HONEST BY DESIGN No accounts. No email. No ads. No tracking. Your stations, logbook, teachings, and specimens live on your phone and ride your device backups. Audrey is a toy built on a real signal - she tells you when she's unsure, and the teaching loop, offline mode, and every honesty readout are free, forever. THE FREE BAND 5 reads and 2 photo IDs a day - a solar recharge that refills every morning. Offline reads never count. THE PREMIUM BAND (optional) Want the receiver wide open? The PREMIUM BAND banks 250 reads and 60 photo IDs a month with no daily restriction, plus logbook export and dex stats. Need a quick top-up instead? Slot a POWER CELL, BATTERY PACK, or LONG-RANGE BOOSTER - one-time, never expires. No unlimited tier, ever - a banked bucket is a promise we can keep. Record a bark. Read the channel. Imagine the message. Audrey is listening. Just for fun. - PREMIUM BAND is an auto-renewing subscription, offered monthly or annually. - Payment is charged to your Google Play account at confirmation of purchase. - The subscription renews automatically unless you turn off auto-renew at least 24 hours before the end of the current period. - Manage or cancel anytime in the Google Play Store, under Payments & subscriptions. - POWER CELL, BATTERY PACK, and LONG-RANGE BOOSTER are one-time purchases, not subscriptions, and never expire. - Prices vary by region and are shown in the app before you buy. Privacy Policy: https://api.audreysdex.com/privacy