The Commish

Every fantasy league has a commissioner, and every commissioner is doing unpaid admin work in a group chat. The Commish handles everything your scoring platform doesn't. THE LEDGER Track who's paid their dues and who's ducking you. Every member sees the board, so nobody has to be the bad guy. One tap opens Venmo, Cash App, or PayPal with the amount prefilled. Money never touches the app; you keep collecting the way you already do, minus the chasing. THE PUNISHMENT The funniest tradition in fantasy football finally gets enforced. Pick a punishment from the library or write your own, put it up for a league vote, and have every member sign the terms before the season starts. Signatures are fingerprinted to the exact text, so nobody can claim they agreed to something else. When the season ends, the loser uploads proof and the league votes the verdict. Every punishment lives forever in the archive. THE LAW Run formal motions with seconds, quorums, and two-thirds thresholds, or quick polls for draft scheduling. Passed motions are ratified straight into your league constitution with full version history, so "that's not what we agreed" dies as an argument. THE LEGACY Champions by year, league records, and a Hall of Shame. The history your league has been telling in group-chat folklore, finally written down. DUES REMINDERS, AUTOMATED Reminders go out weekly at the level you choose: a private nudge, a firm notice, or public shaming in the league feed. You never have to be the one asking about money again. BUILT FOR THE WHOLE LEAGUE One commissioner sets it up in minutes; everyone joins with a six-character code. Members vote, sign, pay, and talk trash. The league survives commissioner changes, co-commissioners, and ownership transfers. The Commish is a companion to your scoring platform, not a replacement. It tracks records only and never holds, transfers, or processes money.