Chaos Command

If tracking your health care makes you want to remove your own eye with a spork, but your doctor has threatened to reschedule on you if you show up again with 'i unno?" this app is for you. If you lost your last SSDI appeal being told you can take a lower paying job being a Greeter, when we all know they won't accommodate for (beep), this app is for you. If you need a small explosion of confetti for brushing your teeth in the morning, or literally just surviving? This app is for you. However, if that confetti risks giving you a migraine or a seizure? We still gotchu, you can turn that all off. This app is STILL for you. Health care should not be boring, icky, or more exhausting than being alive, and being alive while more broken than most tracking apps is exhausting enough. Your data stays 100% private. There are no ads, there are no subscriptions, you own the software. 15 themes. 50+ things you can track. But since we know that must STUFF could be visually overwhelming? You can turn off anything you don't want or need. The reproductive section is gender neutral, you can toggle on and off fertility, you can change the parenting terms, and there are no assumptions made about how conception might occur. You can share the same installation with everyone on the same phone without sharing a database, simple PINs create whole new databases, for us primary parents tracking the health of multiple medically interesting children. Encrypted exports and backups. The ability to sync between your desktop and mobile (available on Windows currently). And PDF exports that speak doctor or lawyer so you can hand over your tracking to that doctor with months of history, Pearson correlations, without needing to remember. Thank you for looking. Welcome to Chaos Command.