Plan A

Plan A — Because the alternative is more expensive. Plan A is a birth-control reminder app with a personality. It pings you when it's time, then pairs the reminder with a darkly funny "deterrent" — a snapshot of what skipping a dose could actually cost you, using real 2026 numbers. Consistency, motivated by comedy and cold hard math. No accounts. No data harvesting. No judgment (okay, a little judgment — but only the funny kind). WHY YOU'LL ACTUALLY OPEN IT • Reliable reminders that fire on time, every time — built on Android's exact alarms so they survive Doze, reboots, and time-zone changes. • A fresh joke with every reminder, scaled to your taste — from Mild to genuinely Dark. • A home-screen widget showing today's deterrent and your running "savings" counter. • Streaks, milestones, and achievements for the things you didn't buy. FEATURES • Flexible schedules — pills, ring, patch, injection; multiple times a day; placebo-week awareness. • Pick your humor level: Mild, Medium, Spicy, Dark — or unlock "Girl with the List" if you dare. • Quiet hours so you're never roasted at 3 a.m. • Snooze, skip, and missed-dose escalation that nudges harder when you ghost it. • Adherence history and trends (30 days, 90 days, 12 weeks) plus your average take-time. • Write your own jokes, and optionally share them to (and pull from) an opt-in community pool. • CSV export of your dose log — stays on your device. • Three hand-crafted themes — The Statement, Sunny Side, and After Dark — with light and dark modes. PRIVACY FIRST Your schedule, dose history, and settings live on your device — not our servers. There are no analytics, ad, or tracking SDKs. The community-jokes feature is completely optional and off by default; if you turn it on, only the joke text you choose to share ever leaves your phone — never your health data. Full policy in-app under Settings → Privacy Policy. A QUICK, SERIOUS NOTE Plan A is not a medical device and does not prevent pregnancy — it's a reminder and entertainment app. The cost figures shown are approximate U.S. averages, for illustration and laughs. Always follow your healthcare provider's guidance and the instructions for your contraceptive method. Set it once. Get reminded. Stay on Plan A.