Quiet Quit Today

Quiet Quitting Today is a small, quiet companion for anyone stuck in a “bullshit job” or feeling burned out by endless KPIs, late‑night emails, and pointless meetings. Instead of productivity hacks, it gives you one simple thing: a countdown of the days you’re likely to have left — and a gentle nudge to stop wasting them. Enter your birth date and biological sex and the app uses public life expectancy data to estimate how many days you statistically have remaining. Every time you open the app you’ll see that number, updated in real time: days left, or “bonus days” if you’ve already beaten the odds. To keep things light, each day comes with a short, darkly funny quote about work, time, and meaning — inspired by the spirit of “bullshit jobs” and quiet quitting. The quotes are available in both English and Simplified Chinese, and also localized into other languages so you can share the joke with friends and coworkers. You can turn on a single local notification to receive the day’s quote at a time that works for you — morning reminder, lunch break reality check, or late‑night reflection. No spam, no streaks, no addictive feeds; just one message and you’re done. Everything runs fully offline and stays on your device. There are no accounts, no tracking, no analytics, and no data sent to any server. Your information lives only in UserDefaults on your phone, and you can change or clear it at any time in Settings.