Glass Half Dead

Aim. Shoot. Make something regret existing. Glass Half Dead is a fast, funny, ridiculously satisfying target-smashing game — built for quick hits of pure stress relief. Pick a playground, grab a weapon, and splat everything before the 45-second clock runs out. You can't lose. You can only score higher. 🍾 BACKYARD BOTTLE RANGE — Pistol Smug cartoon bottles line up on a sunny fence, taunt you ("Bet you miss."), then EXPLODE into glass and screaming flying face-bits. 🛸 SAUCER SMACKDOWN — The Buzzkill Beam Strap into the cockpit and laser cocky little aliens out of the sky. They zip, they hover, they livestream your misses to the galaxy. 🍩 JUNK FOOD FOOD-FIGHT — Whipped-Cream Cannon A county-fair snack stand comes alive: a smug donut, a drama-queen pizza slice and a "my diet starts Monday" attitude — SPLAT them into rainbow frosting. Watch for the two-bite Donut Boss. 📎 CUBICLE UPRISING — Rubber-Band Gun It's 4:59 on a Friday and your office supplies have HAD IT. A "per my last email" stapler, a demanding mug, a doomer marker — then brace for the REPLY-ALL STORM as sticky notes surge in. Send them all to OUT OF OFFICE. The most cathartic 45 seconds of your work week. 🔥 BUILT FOR COMBOS Chain hits to climb x1 → x5 while an over-the-top announcer loses it ("DESSERT STORM!"). Streaks earn big bonuses and extra time. Screen shake, slow-mo finishers, and a satisfying CRUNCH on every hit. 💥 EVERYTHING BREAKS Every shot leaves a mark — walls crack, glass shatters, debris piles up. A hot combo unlocks BURST FIRE to clear whole clusters at once (DOUBLE SMASH!). And when the mess gets big enough, a cleaner shows up to sweep it away — he dodges, he hides, and he is worth a fortune if you can catch him. 😂 GENUINELY FUNNY Every target has a personality and a one-liner — and the jokes show on screen even with the sound off. ✔ Free — the whole game, no strings ✔ NO ads. NO in-app purchases. NO data collected. Plays offline. ✔ One-handed: just tap what you want to hit ✔ A separate high score for every scene ✔ Challenge friends — share your score in a tap How high can you score before the buzzer?