ouchs.

ouchs turns boring receipts into shareable comedy. Snap a checkout screen, a bank push notification, or a crumpled paper receipt. Pick your intensity — mild, medium, or savage — and get a meme-aware AI roast of your purchase, plus funny spend equivalents that put the damage in perspective. Every card ends the same way: ouch. HOW IT WORKS 1. Photograph your receipt or checkout total 2. Choose your roast intensity 3. Get roasted in seconds 4. Share the card to Instagram, TikTok, X, or the group chat WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT - Meme-aware humor that actually lands — not generic one-liners - Funny spend equivalents ("that's 47 coffees") for every purchase - Three intensity levels, from gentle ribbing to full savage mode - Clean, screenshot-ready roast cards built for sharing - No sign-up hoops — snap, roast, share PERFECT FOR ROASTING - Your food delivery habit - Late-night impulse buys - That subscription you forgot to cancel - Your friend's questionable shopping decisions (with their permission) - Payday splurges, sale-season damage, and everything in between Turn your spending into inside jokes. ouchs is the receipt scanner that doesn't judge your budget — it just makes fun of it. Think of it as a meme generator for your money: a funny way to laugh at your expenses instead of crying over them. START FREE Start with free roasts. Go Pro for unlimited roasts and no ads. WHAT OUCHS IS (AND ISN'T) - Entertainment only — not financial advice, not a budgeting app - No bank login, no account syncing, ever - Your receipts are used to generate your roast — nothing more - We roast the vibe of the purchase so you can laugh at the damage Don't upload other people's private documents or full card numbers. Crop or redact sensitive details when you can. Roasts are currently in English. Ready to feel financially attacked? Snap a receipt. Get roasted. Share the ouch.