Paper Armada

Paper Armada is a top-down naval battle game fought between folded paper boats in a bathtub. You command a paper frigate, lob ink pellets at enemy boats and try to stay afloat before the paper gets soaked through. SAIL IT, DON'T SNAP IT Your boat has a real heading, speed and turn rate. The joystick sets where you want to go and the frigate turns toward it the way a boat would — no instant snaps. Tap the water to fire: every ink pellet flies on a lobbed arc with a real flight time, drifts with the current and lands as a splash that damages everything close to it. THE TUB FIGHTS BACK The drain in the middle of the tub pulls and swirls everything around it, and a boat that reaches its core is gone. Drops from the tap hit the water and send out rings that push every boat outward. Current carries boats, pellets and pickups alike. FOUR KINDS OF ENEMY - Skiffs rush in and ram. - Frigates keep their distance, circle and fire leading lobs. - Tugs are slow and heavy and shove you toward the drain. - The Rubber Duck boss spins, circles the tub and fires volleys of bubbles. THE SOG METER Every hit, ram and splash soaks your hull. At 100% the boat unfolds and sinks. Dry towels float by from time to time — grab one to wring out some of the water. THREE WAYS TO PLAY - Tub Campaign: 12 tubs with 3 to 6 waves each, unlocked in order, with up to 3 stars for clearing, keeping sog low and finishing without a towel. - Endless Soak: waves until you sink, with a boss every fifth wave. - Duck Hunt: a boss rush against three Rubber Duck variants. THE DRY DOCK Scraps collected from sunk boats buy four upgrade lines over five levels: Hull Folds reduce the water you take, Ink Cannon reloads faster and hits harder, Sail Cut makes you quicker and sharper in the turn, and Wax Coating makes towels stronger and the drain weaker. Every card shows the exact numbers the battle uses. CAPTAIN'S LOG Five ranks from Deckhand to Paper Admiral with their own wax-seal insignia, career stats and your recent battles. NO ADS, NO PURCHASES, NO ACCOUNT No network permission, no advertising, no sign-in and nothing to buy. Everything stays on your phone.